When I try to flirt with a guy across the room

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Expectation

Reality

When spring semester rolls around and I completely forget how to do work

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I realize someone is taking a picture of me

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

When I’m chatting with a hot guy and there’s an awkward lull in conversation

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I look in the mirror after putting makeup on

whatshouldwecallme:

When I think I’m going to fail my finals but then realize I don’t care

whatshouldwecallme:

When I try a bizarre new sex position that does not go well at all

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When the line is literally out the door at Starbucks

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I try to fit all my humor into 140 characters

whatshouldbetchescallme: